Slim Jesus is Eminem’s Biological Son, DNA Confirms

The internet went bonkers today as DNA analysis revealed that Ohio drill rapper Slim Jesus is Rap God Eminem’s biological son.

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Eminem was on his first tour back in 1997 and had a fling with Slim Jesus’ mother at a stop in Hamilton, Ohio. Slim’s mom Brittany was a groupie and a huge Eminem fan and didn’t find out she was pregnant until 3 months after the tour ended. They decided to keep young slim a secret because of Eminem’s back and forth beef with former on again off again girlfriend Kimberly.
Brittany has always kept this secret from the world but she did name Slim Jesus after his father his name is Marshall Mathers Jr. and if you search the internet you can’t find his real name anywhere and this was to keep this all a big secret.

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It should really come as no surprise as Marshall Jr. left a huge clue by using the first part of Eminem’s alias (Slim) Shady in his own rap name (Slim) Jesus.

Brittany released a statement:

“IT ONLY LASTED 3 MINUTES BUT YES MARSHALL IS HIS FATHER, WE NEVER ASKED FOR ANY MONEY MARSHALL JR. JUST WANTS EMINEM TO ATLEAST ACKNOWLEDGE HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD AND NOT ACT LIKE HE DOESN’T HAVE A SON.
Marshall Mathers jr. aka (Slim Jesus) was asked how feels about his absentee father and he said: