1. “I legit dumped a guy over the question of anal. He said he expected the woman he loved to ‘go there’ with him. The fucked up part is that I could sense it was actually important to him—like he would be measuring my affection in anal terms—so I bounced out of the relationship for good.”
— Bethanny, 27
2. “Finger in the bum? Fine. But a whole dick? No thank you! Never. Not happening. Ever.”
— Theresa, 24
3. “Once I was having sex with my boyfriend of two years and he tried to slip it in the back door and position it all as a happy accident. As if I would fall for something like that! I wish he’d just been honest and asked me if I was willing to try it. The sneakiness is what really turned me off. Obviously, we’re not together anymore.”
— Fay, 32
4. “Every single part of your body is a potential pleasure center. The sooner women realize that, the more sexually satisfied they’ll be. I pride myself on exploiting every cavity I’ve got to the fullest, butthole included.”
— Gretta, 27
5. “A dude I was dating a few years ago asked me about anal on our THIRD date. Can you believe that? I’m no prude, but I’m not doing anything in bed that involves anyone’s pooper until I at least meet your parents, okay?”
— Emma, 28
6. “I had anal sex with my boyfriend for the first time a month ago. It was my five-year anniversary gift to him and it wasn’t great for me, but I let him keep going because I’m good for my word. When he pulled out after what seemed like a decade, a little poop came out. I was pretty mortified, but my boyfriend made me feel okay about it. I don’t think we’ll be doing it again any time soon, but the experience brought us closer together.”
— Lilly, 29
7. “My vagina’s awesome. I see no reason to open up any other entrances.”
— Abigail, 25
8. “An old boyfriend once accused me of homophobia because I refused to have anal sex with him. In reality, I have a health issue that makes that kind of penetration really painful. Anal’s just not an option for me. Neither is dating a misguided loser who can’t understand that. ”
— Elvia, 26
9. “My husband waited until we were married to propose anal. I didn’t say no outright, but I started encouraging him to pop in the bathroom every time I was going number two so he could get a whiff of what goes on down there. Passive aggressive, maybe, but I think it’s working. He hasn’t made another request lately.”
— Jennifer, 34
10. “Truthfully, I like it. I resisted trying it for ages, but once I did, I realized that it’s a great change in pace. If you relax into it, it’s amazing. You just have to be calm enough to unclench, you know?”
— Olivia, 31
11. “My long-term boyfriend and I decided to try anal about a year ago just to spice things up or whatever. It took about two seconds for me to start screaming ‘Get the fuck out!’ I don’t care what anyone says. It felt like I was taking a massive shit and that is NOT a sensation I want to associate with lovemaking.”
— Quinn, 30
12. “Anal sex is amazing if you let it be. Gay men have, like, the best sex ever. Everyone knows that. So get involved, already. It’s just another way to enjoy your body.”
— Nina, 31
13. “I’m down for anal as long as we have vaginal intercourse first so I can get off. It’s a round two thing in my book. If a guy can’t get it up again, that’s his problem.”
— Asha, 26
14. “My husband and I were wasted one night a few weeks back and when he went to plunge his dick inside me, he penetrated my ass instead of my vaj. I freaked out for a second, but then I told him to go a little deeper and we ended up having full-on anal. It wasn’t the best sex of my life, but it was decent.”
— Ruby, 30
15. “No man or woman is every getting close to my butt like that. I can barely handle the stinky reality that is my asshole.”
— Hadley, 22
— Bethanny, 27
2. “Finger in the bum? Fine. But a whole dick? No thank you! Never. Not happening. Ever.”
— Theresa, 24
3. “Once I was having sex with my boyfriend of two years and he tried to slip it in the back door and position it all as a happy accident. As if I would fall for something like that! I wish he’d just been honest and asked me if I was willing to try it. The sneakiness is what really turned me off. Obviously, we’re not together anymore.”
— Fay, 32
4. “Every single part of your body is a potential pleasure center. The sooner women realize that, the more sexually satisfied they’ll be. I pride myself on exploiting every cavity I’ve got to the fullest, butthole included.”
— Gretta, 27
5. “A dude I was dating a few years ago asked me about anal on our THIRD date. Can you believe that? I’m no prude, but I’m not doing anything in bed that involves anyone’s pooper until I at least meet your parents, okay?”
— Emma, 28
6. “I had anal sex with my boyfriend for the first time a month ago. It was my five-year anniversary gift to him and it wasn’t great for me, but I let him keep going because I’m good for my word. When he pulled out after what seemed like a decade, a little poop came out. I was pretty mortified, but my boyfriend made me feel okay about it. I don’t think we’ll be doing it again any time soon, but the experience brought us closer together.”
— Lilly, 29
7. “My vagina’s awesome. I see no reason to open up any other entrances.”
— Abigail, 25
8. “An old boyfriend once accused me of homophobia because I refused to have anal sex with him. In reality, I have a health issue that makes that kind of penetration really painful. Anal’s just not an option for me. Neither is dating a misguided loser who can’t understand that. ”
— Elvia, 26
9. “My husband waited until we were married to propose anal. I didn’t say no outright, but I started encouraging him to pop in the bathroom every time I was going number two so he could get a whiff of what goes on down there. Passive aggressive, maybe, but I think it’s working. He hasn’t made another request lately.”
— Jennifer, 34
10. “Truthfully, I like it. I resisted trying it for ages, but once I did, I realized that it’s a great change in pace. If you relax into it, it’s amazing. You just have to be calm enough to unclench, you know?”
— Olivia, 31
11. “My long-term boyfriend and I decided to try anal about a year ago just to spice things up or whatever. It took about two seconds for me to start screaming ‘Get the fuck out!’ I don’t care what anyone says. It felt like I was taking a massive shit and that is NOT a sensation I want to associate with lovemaking.”
— Quinn, 30
12. “Anal sex is amazing if you let it be. Gay men have, like, the best sex ever. Everyone knows that. So get involved, already. It’s just another way to enjoy your body.”
— Nina, 31
13. “I’m down for anal as long as we have vaginal intercourse first so I can get off. It’s a round two thing in my book. If a guy can’t get it up again, that’s his problem.”
— Asha, 26
14. “My husband and I were wasted one night a few weeks back and when he went to plunge his dick inside me, he penetrated my ass instead of my vaj. I freaked out for a second, but then I told him to go a little deeper and we ended up having full-on anal. It wasn’t the best sex of my life, but it was decent.”
— Ruby, 30
15. “No man or woman is every getting close to my butt like that. I can barely handle the stinky reality that is my asshole.”
— Hadley, 22
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